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Question: A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."
"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."
Answers: A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.
Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."
"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."
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still laughing
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Good one!
i think this joke is hilarious...lol
thats stupid great try
that was ok...
Ahh that's a really good joke.
haha belta thats a good 1 x
hehehe ....
Cute. A good lesson for everyone.
I like it!
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funny
good 1!!! :)
ha...ha....ha..
funny...
that bee yotch
Have a star
teaches you not to be too kind!
yeh that's a good one.
lol! i would be sooo mad!!
Hahahahaha. 10/10. I Should Try That One Day...........................
Lol
Hahaha yeah thats a good one
that made the old pirate smile. argh...starred!!!!!
good one.
hahaha very good thanks
hahaha thats a great one!
haha....smart old woman!!
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