Blonde jokes star if you like?!


Question: A young blonde woman went into a bank to withdraw some money.
For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself.
She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right."




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Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.




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Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.




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Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.


Answers: A young blonde woman went into a bank to withdraw some money.
For security purposes the cashier asked her if she could identify herself.
She opened her handbag and took out a small mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me all right."




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Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.




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Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.




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Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

LOL!
How about this?!

The very 1st ever Blonde GUY joke.....

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I 'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


(Oh this is GOOD!!)?


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said...

"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!"

Holly Hell.....(lmao) You have no idea how much a needed that one. In my mind i gave you 10 starts..but in reality i give you just one.

I love blonde jokes, the last one made me laugh, good one.

I thought that was a funny blonde joke because some of my friends are blonde and thats the truth about some of them and they think this is hilarious we needed a laugh.

LOl! thats some funny stuff. i really liked the one about the skeleton in the closet.

they're funny!

Lol. The last one is the best..

The 1st was the funniest. Didn't really get the last one to much. But they're all funny in their own way.

haha awsomeness =]
u get a star

lol thats really funny!



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