If you could make me laugh until i cry you get 10 point plus 1point?!
Question: Tell me a joke show me a pictiure, are a video that would make me laugh until i cry.....
Answers: Tell me a joke show me a pictiure, are a video that would make me laugh until i cry.....
ha ha ha =) happy viewing!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/775632/row...
The town hall wanted more people to come to the town meetings. They decided that they would need entertainment, and one board member mentiioned knowing a hypnotist. They called him and he agreed.
The next meeting came, and the town hall was packed. The hypnotist came on a stage and swung a watch back and forth chanting "watch the watch, watch the watch..." Soon everyone was drowsy. While deciding what to make them do, the hypnotist dropped the watch. "Crap!" he yelled.
It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
Try this, it may cheer you up:
Go to youtube type Charlie the Unicorn,go to first vid.
There once was a farmer who needed his pigs to mate. So he went to the closest vet and told him his problem. The farmer was confused by all the big words the vet was useing, so he just nodded his head like he understood. The next morning the farmer had gotten an idea. He took all his pigs and loaded them up in his truck and took them to an open field where he had sex with them all. The next morning, as soon as the farmer woke up, he ran to the window to see if his pigs were mating. But unfortunatly they weren't. So the farmer tried again that day. He loaded them up in the truck, took them to the same field and had sex with them all. The farmer woke up in bed the next morning and asked his wife if the pigs were mating. As the wife looked out the window, she replied "No, they're all in the truck and one of'em is honking the horn!"