How to get banned from WalMart?!
Question: After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
Preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like
Most women - - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
Cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
Carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
Answers: After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
Preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like
Most women - - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
Cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
Carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
LMAO
**** thats funny as hell
I think Im about to go to WALMART with my new to do list
LMAO
i remember this! it's still friggin funny!
rofl xD
Oh, the first 3 are hilarious. The 3rd is most hilarious.
cute, have a star.
"July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice . . ."
what happened to rest of this sentence?
Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'.........
hahaha hilarious!
thats great 3 is deff the best lol
soooooooooooo funny
nIcE!!!! : )
omg this was funny. time to make a trip to walmart.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHQhHhsahKJAFHRYIDGH
i CANT EVEN LAUGH STARIGHT NOW. lol
Steal a Jay-z CD
LOL!!!!!! that is so funny! star for you!....... please help me with my question! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...
lol that was hilarious
I honestly wanna do the first two lol
MY HUSBAND WANTS TO TRY THIS BECAUSE I AM THAT WOMEN THAT NEVER JUST GOES IN AND COMES OUT QUICKLY TAKE HOURS SOME TIMES IN ANY STORES
The scary thing about number fifteen is that if you actually did this, an employee would probably bring some toilet paper to you!!!!
that was hilarious