Mi fav joke?!
Question: A man who had spent his whole life in the desert went to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the rail road tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he was hit and thrown to the side of the tracks, with some internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After months in the hospital recovering, he was at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly heard the tea kettle whistling. He grabbed a baseball bat from the nearby closet and bashed the tea kettle into an unrecognisable lump of metal.
His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushed into the kitchen, saw what had happened, and asked the man, "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"
The desert man replied, "Man, you got to kill these things while they're small."
Answers: A man who had spent his whole life in the desert went to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the rail road tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he was hit and thrown to the side of the tracks, with some internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
After months in the hospital recovering, he was at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly heard the tea kettle whistling. He grabbed a baseball bat from the nearby closet and bashed the tea kettle into an unrecognisable lump of metal.
His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushed into the kitchen, saw what had happened, and asked the man, "Why'd you ruin my good tea kettle?"
The desert man replied, "Man, you got to kill these things while they're small."
Funny. I like it, have a star...
HA!!! That's a good one. Usually every time someone posts a joke, it's one i've already heard.
LOL. thats pretty good. Its cheesy but in a good way.
cool. :D
thats really funny
thats funny.hahahahaha.........good one........
its not really that funny but its a good clean joke
lol its funny ..nice 1
really terrified
Nice hahaha !!!
good one......................
hhaahha!!! really goood!