I'm Sad... Anyone Have Good Jokes??!
Question: I'm really in a sad mood for no apparent reason. Jokes usually make me smile or laugh, so do you have any good ones? Riddles are allowed, too. Thank U!
Answers: I'm really in a sad mood for no apparent reason. Jokes usually make me smile or laugh, so do you have any good ones? Riddles are allowed, too. Thank U!
Hey =)
Dont feel sad =P. Lmao, even your avatar looks sad. xP
A good joke for you, very NAUGHTY one as you like it lady. but it managed to make me half-smile so its a pretty good one. >;)
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9yearsold.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!! She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
I...feel..horny...now..
how do you give a dog a bone ........
Tickle his balls!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO MEET THE OTHER CHICKENS.
or..
TO GET TO KFC.
lol.
What is a chav in a freezer?
'CHILLIN
hahahahaa.
Hope you cheer up x
What was Tigger looking for in the toilet?
Pooh. HAHA
Why was Mr.Tomato blushing?
He saw the salad dressing. HAHA dressing
or He saw Mrs. Green pee. HAHA peeing
A man was weeping. Rats ate the cake. He bought the cake to kill the rats.
2. Today I gave 10 points to each best question.
3. Furniture, Passport etc. for sale. Holder going out of country.
What did the dyslexic atheist wake up screaming?
There is not Dog!
What's the difference between a man and a dog?
The spelling!!!
Stay in front of mirror
Remember the one animal you loved when you visited zoo last.
Replace your face with the face of that animal.
Now behave same way as if you are the animal
Why all rats are big heroes in their "RATTYWOOD?"
because rats when spelled backwards says,"STAR"
Sorry to hear you are sad. Hope these cheer you up a wee bit...
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.
A man walks into a bar with a ten inch man and a small piano. The ten inch man starts playing the piano. A customer walks up and says how did you get that, the man says I found a magic lamp, rubbed it, a genie poped out and granted me a wish. The man says what you do with the lamp.
I threw it out across the street.
The man runs across the street finds the lamp and gets his wish, He tells the genie I wish for a million bucks.Nothing happens and as he gets back to the bar there are ducks flying everywhere. He tells the man the lamp didn't work and the man looks back at him and says I know.
Do you really think I wished for a ten inch pianist.
a dustman knocks on a Japanese mans door one morning. The Jap says "Harro wot u want?" the dustman says, "wheres ya bin" "I bin on loo"says the jap man
"no man, wheres ya dustbin?" I just bin on the loo, repeats the Jap man. "No man, stop larkin bout, wheres ya wheelie bin?".."Hokay, i wheelie bin havin a w***".
hope that cheered you up.......!!
two cows standing in a field discussing how severe mad cow disease is and the one cow turns to the other and says, we got nothing to worry bout, were horses...