I need a decent Joke...?!
Question: Here's the catch... It has to be clean, okay for an office setting, and its okay if it is somewhat cheezy, but I do the joke of the week for our staff meetings & I'm not naturally funny...last week I broused the internet alone & heres what I ended up with "Why don't clams donate to charity? Because they're shellfish"....so you can imagine how that failed to amuse.... HELP!!!! Please.
Answers: Here's the catch... It has to be clean, okay for an office setting, and its okay if it is somewhat cheezy, but I do the joke of the week for our staff meetings & I'm not naturally funny...last week I broused the internet alone & heres what I ended up with "Why don't clams donate to charity? Because they're shellfish"....so you can imagine how that failed to amuse.... HELP!!!! Please.
My favourite joke ever is...
2 cows in a field, one goes up to the other one and says "moooooo" the other one said "I knew you were going to say that"!! ha ha ah.
Speaking of cows. There's two in a field, naturally. How do you know which cow is going on holiday? The one with the wee calf....
well here one why don't people play football in the jungle
because of the cheetahs
horse walks into a barn a cow sees him and says hey why the long face.
How do you keep a blonde at home?
Build a circular driveway.
two monkeys in a bath, one goes 'ohh ahh ahh hee haa' the other says ' well put some cold water in then!'
Q: what did the goalkeper do after he saved the 2month old baby who fell from a burning 9 storey building while he was being applauded by the crowd?
A: he took two steps back..spinned the baby in the air..and kicked it high into the air.