Blonde joke star if you like plz?!
Question: One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to see her doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letters spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
Answers: One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to see her doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letters spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
How do you know when a blonde has been on your laptop?
Theres Tipex all over the screen!
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Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall...
To see what was on the other side..
OK ill shut up now teehee
Hehe
Good job, I like those ones, I haven't heard of the first or last one before.
How can you tell if a Blonde has been on your computer?
The joystick is wet!
How can you tell if a Blonde has been in your refrigerator?
There is lipstick on your cucumbers!
What did the Blondes mother say to her before a date?
If you re not in bed by 12, come home!
-Sorry if your blonde!-