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Question: One time this blonde girl was at a vending machine. She would stick a quarter in, push the button, and a soda would come out and she would put it on the top. She did this a few more times before a man asked why she kept doing this, and she said, "Because I'm winning."
Answers: One time this blonde girl was at a vending machine. She would stick a quarter in, push the button, and a soda would come out and she would put it on the top. She did this a few more times before a man asked why she kept doing this, and she said, "Because I'm winning."
A blonde is driving her car past a field when she suddenly sees another blonde in the field rowing a boat.
She stopped her car and got out. She shouted across to the blonde "It's women like you who give us blondes such a bad reputation! If I could swim I'd come over there and slap you!"
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lol! i like the one where she was going to shoot her self and told her boyfriend to shutup and that he was next.
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a sheriffs office in the town was hiring a duputy position.
a blonde walks in and asks about the job and says that she is interested.
the sheriff says ok for the interview i'm going to ask you a series of questions. the blonde agrees.
sheriff " ok the first question is easy, WHATS 1 and 1"?
the blonde replies " 11 "
the sheriff thought about it and she was right, he didn't say what one plus one?
he says ok next question. What are days of the week that start with a " T "?
the blonde says " Today and Tomorrow"
the sherriff stunnd by her outside the box thinking is getting excited b/c this is what the sheriff dept. needs.
he said, ok last question " who killed abe lincoln?"
the blond sat there and thought for a moment then she had to admit, " i have no idea"
the sherrif already made his pick, so he sends her on her way and tells her, " GO home and think about who killed abe lincoln and you come back when you find out, OK?"
so the blonde leaves and goes to the beauty shop, where all of her friends are. all of her friends ask " OMG LIKE HOW DID THE interview go?
the blonde replies " I"m already hired"
"WOW" says her friends " already? that was very fast"
the blonde says " i know i'm already working on my first murder case."