Beans Beans, the magical fruit..... (joke)?!


Question: A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.
On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"


Answers: A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.
On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"

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Hehe!
That made me giggle!

That's really funny!!

Hilarious!!!!! Have a star!!!!!

omg ! ahaha

that gave me a laugh. lol

I am still laughing at that one. Good one.

LOL -- What a way to present yourself not knowing your present was present.

haha i would have had to leave the room i think

omg!!! i cant stop laughing!! im @ work... how embarassing!!! GOOD ONE!!!!
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old but funny. shud of said he saw 12 shocked guests around the table?

Funny! 100!

haha very funny! lol! =)



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