My brand new shiny watch (joke)?!
Question: A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch."
Thanks, says the guy, "It's the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically."
"Rubbish," says the girl.
"No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."
The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on."
"Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on."
"Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "it's an hour fast!"
Answers: A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch."
Thanks, says the guy, "It's the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically."
"Rubbish," says the girl.
"No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."
The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on."
"Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on."
"Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "it's an hour fast!"
that certainly was funny. but my watch is 1 hour fast (i am that guy) (confused chimp) wtf?
Just to let you know all the jokes you asked on friday 11/4/08 are/(will be when i finished reading them) good! i just didnt answer them so u didnt need so much choice 2 choose best answer.
haha very good
He'll getting lucky lol.
OMG LMFAO!!
LOL !!!!! * stars you !!!!!!!! :)
u got good stuff ,man
Hilarious!!!!! Have a star!!!!!
ahahaha, funny
Hehe, seen this joke before. Brilliant :D
To Lexie, him saying it's an hour fast means that it's set 1 hour into the future, that in one hour she won't have her panties on.
LOL -- I'd say HE was getting a little ahead of himself!
Lol, that's a good one! :-)
haha great watch
awww man LMAO!!!
once again...lmao! u never go wrong!!
haha very funny! lol! =)
Yeah, very fast! You rock.
i do not get it