What's the name of yours? (joke)?!


Question: A Straight guy goes into a bar and two steps in he realizes its a gay bar, but he thinks "what the heck, I want a drink" so he goes to the bar and the bartender asks "whats the name of your penis" the guy says "I dont wanna talk about that" the bartender gets angry and says "you gotta have a name to get a drink, so he looks over to his left and sees two gay guys shareing a margarita and asks them the name of there penis, the first guy says "Ford, Good Shape and for Quality" the second guy says "Chevy, Like a rock" So the Straight guy turns to the bartender and says "I got a name!" the bartender says "what is it?" the straight guy says "Secret" The bartender in question says " What does that mean?" the Straight guy says " Strong enough for a man but made for a woman"


Answers: A Straight guy goes into a bar and two steps in he realizes its a gay bar, but he thinks "what the heck, I want a drink" so he goes to the bar and the bartender asks "whats the name of your penis" the guy says "I dont wanna talk about that" the bartender gets angry and says "you gotta have a name to get a drink, so he looks over to his left and sees two gay guys shareing a margarita and asks them the name of there penis, the first guy says "Ford, Good Shape and for Quality" the second guy says "Chevy, Like a rock" So the Straight guy turns to the bartender and says "I got a name!" the bartender says "what is it?" the straight guy says "Secret" The bartender in question says " What does that mean?" the Straight guy says " Strong enough for a man but made for a woman"

Your always funny, witty hamster, thank you. Maybe others will learn from you how to tell funny jokes.

Odd

good one.

nice one man

ahahha, luved that

LOL ! :)

lol good one.

Hilarious!!!!! Have a star!!!!!

Very cool joke.....loved it. starred it. !!

A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.

The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times.

When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."

funny that was a good one

I've heard this one in variations, but I think it's very funny -- some more names:

Nike -- Just Do It.
Ford -- Built Ford Tough and Quality is Job One
Coke -- Catch the Wave

I can't think of the others I've heard in this Joke, but it lends itself to some really funny ones.

that was funny

haha perfect friday joke

hahaha!! thats great... =P

lmao...luv luv luv it!

Good and funny! LoL!

Alright,

haha very funny! lol! =)

haha



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