Why you shouldn't see a shrink for a physical problem (joke)?!
Question: A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist. "My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am so f**king hideous that no one will associate with me, touch me, or even talk to me. Can you help?"
"Why, certainly! Helping people feel much better about themselves is my area of expertise. I can start making you feel more confident about your appearance right here and now."
"Oh, I am so grateful! What should I do first?" she asked.
"First things first. Just walk over to the other side of the room and lie face down on my couch."
Answers: A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist. "My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am so f**king hideous that no one will associate with me, touch me, or even talk to me. Can you help?"
"Why, certainly! Helping people feel much better about themselves is my area of expertise. I can start making you feel more confident about your appearance right here and now."
"Oh, I am so grateful! What should I do first?" she asked.
"First things first. Just walk over to the other side of the room and lie face down on my couch."
"no! no! no! sweetie, i told you to keep the bag over your head even during sex"
haha my boyfriend tells me that everyday... he must have an attraction for paper bags or something!! umm..
brilliant joke
ahhaah, took me an extra sec but very funny
lol
sorry but l don't get it.
aww poor ugly gurl
Hilarious!!!!! Have a star!!!!!
It wasn't cause she had a cute butt was it? Awww, poor girl.
Lol, awwww, I feel bad for her! :-)
haha unexpected punchline .i like it.
Silly! LoL!
haha very funny! lol! =)