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Question: A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.


Answers: A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation," Dallas, Texas.

lmao!!!!!

Very interesting, thats a good one.
well done

This was posted on here earlier but you worded it so much better :-) *claps*

lol, that was unexpected...

Ha ha ha ha..........
after that gift she got herself a gun......
a "token" of her appreciation....
?????

funny but i think you could have told a litle different to make it hilarious

A woman walks in to a tatoo parlor and says i want a turkey on my right hip so the guy says ok, does it and then she leaves. A couple of weeks later she comes back and says i want santat clause on my left hip and the man says ok, does it, while she was getting her money out he says "maam can i ask you why you are doing this" and she says " so my husband will have something to eat inbetween thanksgiving and christmas

yay!, lol, that was funny, i've never heard it before! its hilarious. she must have chopped him up or some'n......lol!

VERY NICE, DEFIANTLY BROUGHT A SMILE TO MY FACE THIS MORNING!!

WOW! It's simply amazing. GREAT work!

HAVE A NICE DAY!

Here is a huge star 4 u.



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