What Do You Think Of These Quotes......?!
Question: -Excerpts from The Drinkers Fault Finding Guide:
Symptom : Feet cold and wet.
Fault : Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.
Symptom : Bar moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Solution : Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked.
Symptom : Everything has gone dim.
Fault : The pub is closing.
Solution : PANIC!!
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-Steven Wright
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
-Dave Barry
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
-A Bit of Fry and Laurie
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-A. Whitney Brown
---Star If You Like
Answers: -Excerpts from The Drinkers Fault Finding Guide:
Symptom : Feet cold and wet.
Fault : Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.
Symptom : Bar moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Solution : Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked.
Symptom : Everything has gone dim.
Fault : The pub is closing.
Solution : PANIC!!
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-Steven Wright
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
-Dave Barry
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
-A Bit of Fry and Laurie
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-A. Whitney Brown
---Star If You Like
ummmmmm lets see........
ROTFL!!!!!
An idiot must have made them