I am SOO bored. Does anyone have any good jokes or anything??!
Question: Pls tell me any good jokes e.t.c that you have.
Best joke will get best answer and 10 points!
Good luck everyone
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Answers: Pls tell me any good jokes e.t.c that you have.
Best joke will get best answer and 10 points!
Good luck everyone
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
Heres a riddle
There is one that has a head without an eye,
And there's one that has an eye without a head.
You may find the answer if you try;
And when all is said,
Half the answer hangs upon a thread.
there is this prince, and he is cast upon a spell so he can only say 1 word every year, so if he would like to say 2 words, he would have to wait 2 years.
so he meets this beautiful lady, and he wants to tell her "my darling" so he waits 2 years. but then he falls in love with her, so he wants to say " I love you. " so together, thats 5 words. so after 5 years, he wants to marry her, so he would ask "would you marry me?" so altogether, he wants to say "my darling, i love you. would you marry me?" 9 words=9 years. so after 9 years he says "my darling i love you. will you marry me?" and guess what she says.
PARDON???
isnt that halarious???!!!! : p