Is my cat dead??!
Question: A kindergarten pupil told his teacher his cat was very sick and refusing to eat..The next day she asked him if it was still alive or dead
"Dead," she replied.
"How could you tell?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did what?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
Answers: A kindergarten pupil told his teacher his cat was very sick and refusing to eat..The next day she asked him if it was still alive or dead
"Dead," she replied.
"How could you tell?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did what?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
very funny thanks
keep taking the tablets son
lol! that was good!
lol
when your cat dies, it is very sad and depressing
Um, you called the kid "she" and then called the kid a boy later. WHICH IS IT?!?!?!? Oh, by the way, it's hilarious!
thats cute i had a good laugh!
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now I pissed myself laughing.!!!
Good one.!!!
Cheers.!!
Sorry mate out of stars.
pssst