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Question: What's a blonde's mating call?
I think I'm drunk.
What are the three words you don't want to hear while making love?
"Honey, I'm home!"
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.
'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'
Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.
'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'
Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents' bedroom, and grabbed the statuette of the Virgin Mary off the mantelpiece. He wrapped it up in ten layers of paper, using three rolls of tape and a spool of twine, then stuffed it inside a box at the very bottom of his closet.
'Okay, God,' he said, getting down onto his knees again, 'if you ever want to see your mother again...'
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today ??
We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...
Answers: What's a blonde's mating call?
I think I'm drunk.
What are the three words you don't want to hear while making love?
"Honey, I'm home!"
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.
'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'
Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.
'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car.'
Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents' bedroom, and grabbed the statuette of the Virgin Mary off the mantelpiece. He wrapped it up in ten layers of paper, using three rolls of tape and a spool of twine, then stuffed it inside a box at the very bottom of his closet.
'Okay, God,' he said, getting down onto his knees again, 'if you ever want to see your mother again...'
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today ??
We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...
the last 2 jokes are awesome, lol! Totally original, thank you for sharing.
LMAO!! those are great!! love them ?
alll 4 are dead good, but the catholic is a little risque isnt it?
Those are all emtremely funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!