An old man lived alone in Ireland?!
Question: He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."
Answers: He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."
That was brilliant!! 10/10 !!!!!!!
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haha brilliant!!
That's the sweetest thing! Awww!
lol - good one!
Ah, that's sweet of the son!
clever!
that is excellent by far one of the best jokes ive heard for a long time
heard about the Irishman who couldnt come?
He sent his brother....
lol thats great i love it! it took me like 5 min to get it lol nicee
Ha the luck of the Irish ! Talking of which did you hear the one about Father Duffy visiting the covent and upon seeing Sister Rose on all fours washing the floor was over come with desire and promptly mounted her. Just as they were in full flow The Mother Superior walked in and shouted "Sister Rose have some respect....arch your back girl and keep Father Duffy's balls off that wet floor ! "
that is smart and yet it gets the job done
Excellent!!
Ha ha ha.!!!
One way of getting the work done, lol.!!!
Excellent so 10/10 Sunflower.!!!
Cheers for a laugh on the night shift.!!
great joke thanks
That was a good a genuis I tell ya
awwwww!lol