Check out this joke...Somethings you should not say out loud?!
Question: After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to see his doctor, and the doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally, as a last resort, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this, no problem," and he throws some powder on a flame. There is a bright flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is a very powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
"As long as I wish!" says the guy excitedly, so I can make love to my wife multiple times? "As many times as you desire" says the witch doctor" "When you wish it to go down all you have to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for a year!"
The guy can hardly wait to get home and surprise his wife with the good news....
So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly he gets an amazing erection.
His wife turns over and says . . .
"What did you say 123 for?"
Answers: After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to see his doctor, and the doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind," and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally, as a last resort, the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this, no problem," and he throws some powder on a flame. There is a bright flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says, "This is a very powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
"As long as I wish!" says the guy excitedly, so I can make love to my wife multiple times? "As many times as you desire" says the witch doctor" "When you wish it to go down all you have to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for a year!"
The guy can hardly wait to get home and surprise his wife with the good news....
So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and suddenly he gets an amazing erection.
His wife turns over and says . . .
"What did you say 123 for?"
Why did he say 123 for? haha that was a good one. You get an intersting click from me! :)
Now thats funny!..
Well, that sucks. Which is what she didn't do that night. starred.
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seriously, i dont get this.
Lol. that's a good one! :-)
well although he missed with 123....i still have to count to a 100...even then its hit or miss......next time ile have to count to a thousand......seamanab x
hehe that's funny
i dont get it please explain it. its driving me nuts
poor guy. lol
wow hahaha!!!
lol funny one
whatever! so lame. idiot should've explained before hand on paper. then they could've tried it out. just like a man to leap into action, hah!
im with the confused people.... i dont get it!!
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