What did her brother name her twins??!
Question: A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
Answers: A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
very funny thanks
neice and nephew
sorry if i mispelled neice
oh i get it deniece and denephew
wow like da niece and da nephew lol...i get it :)
But you gave it away...what now?
So, about this deep coma this poor woman fell into?
I hope they've filled it in.
Who put it there anyway?
Bit dangerous isn't it?
UNLESS of course it was really a trap.
AHA! yes, that's it.
This man was hunting pregnant women and dug a coma - knowing that one would come along any minute.
Problem solved!
But wait - what if a non-pregnant woman came along and fell in his coma?
Maybe he would have to get her pregnant half way down?
Bit awkward whilst falling.
I think I'm going to have to work this one out again.
lol, i seen this joke on here before
Poor woman so she was right all along about her brother.
lol, i like denephew, its a good name.
Lol thats good
That's funny, made me laugh.
Denephew, doesn't sound too bad. It's very orginal and smart.
Lol! Good one!
I like it!!!!
Yes very good!!!