Does anybody think these jokes are dumb? Please tell me if you do?!


Question: Okay.

HERE WE GO!

Q. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
A. Picket

Joey:Did you hear that they aren't making pencils any longer?
Matt: Whoa, really? How come?
Joey: Because pencils are already long enough!

BLONDE JOKE! I am already a blonde, and this one is actually funny to ME.

Okay, so this blonde goes to the doctor and tells him that everything hurts.
He says 'demonstrate'. So, she touches her fore-head, her knee, her arm, her hand, and every time, she howls :'OUCH! THAT HURTS!'
The doctor says 'alright', and measures, takes temperature, all that stuff. She cries every time, because it hurts. She finally says, 'Okay, well, what's wrong with me?'.
The doctor asks if she dyed her hair, or if she was really a blonde.
'I'm a natural blonde,' she tells him.
'It figures.' He replies.
'What do you mean by that, doctor?'
'Your finger's broken, not every other bone in your body.'
Ha ........ Ha.........Ha....Lame, I know. ANywho!

Tell me what ya think. Thanks.


Answers: Okay.

HERE WE GO!

Q. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
A. Picket

Joey:Did you hear that they aren't making pencils any longer?
Matt: Whoa, really? How come?
Joey: Because pencils are already long enough!

BLONDE JOKE! I am already a blonde, and this one is actually funny to ME.

Okay, so this blonde goes to the doctor and tells him that everything hurts.
He says 'demonstrate'. So, she touches her fore-head, her knee, her arm, her hand, and every time, she howls :'OUCH! THAT HURTS!'
The doctor says 'alright', and measures, takes temperature, all that stuff. She cries every time, because it hurts. She finally says, 'Okay, well, what's wrong with me?'.
The doctor asks if she dyed her hair, or if she was really a blonde.
'I'm a natural blonde,' she tells him.
'It figures.' He replies.
'What do you mean by that, doctor?'
'Your finger's broken, not every other bone in your body.'
Ha ........ Ha.........Ha....Lame, I know. ANywho!

Tell me what ya think. Thanks.

i actually like these. they arent rofl funny- but i did laugh. have a star!

Guess I'm a fan of one liners ...I like the first couple..as far as the blonde joke just end with " Your fingers broken!" ...Do you know how you know if your a blonde? You had to explain that joke...Ha!

I liked the last one.

The one liners were dumb,but cute...the blonde one is old and even when I first heard it I still didn't find it funny.

They are all funny, but the last one with the blonde was the S**T!!
Pobrecita blondie who broke her dedito.



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