10 Points for funniest answer!! It can be ANYTHING?!
Question: Whoever can make me laugh so hard that i cry will get 10 points!! =D Ya'll better bring me the funny!! Lol
Answers: Whoever can make me laugh so hard that i cry will get 10 points!! =D Ya'll better bring me the funny!! Lol
Why does E.T have big eyes?
Because he saw his phone bill.
Q. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
A. Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
Q. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
A. Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.
Q. A family went on a vacation and they were getting there on a plane. Why was the plane shaking at take off?
A. Because the elephant in the fridge was in it!
Q. There were three chickens, Chick, Chicky and Chicky-Chick. Chick had water, Chicky had food and Chicky-Chick has nothing. Why did Chicky-CHick die???
Wait for it...
A. BECAUSE THE ELEPHANT IN THE FRIDGE FELL ON HIM!
Hello,
I don't know anythin funny
Response to a mother joke thrown at you...
"Keep your mom out of my neighborhood, and I'll keep your neighborhood out of your mom!"
how do you get a boy to fall of his bike?
thow an elephant at him!
I know you laughed, works everytime!
If you give me 10 points, I will tell you a funny story.
this is a short story about a portion on my life
i was sleeping in my room watching tv and i just about fall asleep i see the door slowly opening and i looke3d and i saw a penguin there were 5 of them they came in i started screeming no one came they started getting abusive and touchy then they pulled off all of my clothing and each one of those penguins brutilly raped me and they left i was in a corner crying i felt so violated
PENGUINS WILL RAPE YOU!!!!
A woman who had 10 sons all named John was once asked by a someone that how does she call one son in particular.........the woman replied - "thats easy! i call them by their surname."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but ifthe doctor is handsome keep the apple away.
First marriage is a triumph of imagination over intelligence......second one is the triumph of hope over confidence!
Edit-
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, ...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
OPEN THIS PAGE AND YOU WILL DO
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Abraham Lincoln won the elections just because his face was on the pennies
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
A guy was taking a dozen penguiens from the South pole to Sea World to live in their new home. On the 405 fwy
(In SoCal) his Freezer truck breaks down. Hes waving down some one for help since his cell is dead. A beat up meat waggon comes by and the Dullard drivers offers to give him a lift."No just take these penguins to Sea World. Heres $500 for it." The driver says. So the beat up meat truck drives away.
A day later the guy is driving home in a fixed truck and passes the same beat up meat waggon and flags him over.
They pull over and the Dullard makes 12 penguins get out (wering soveneirs and ect.). "I thought I told you to take them to Sea World!"The Driver yells outraged, "Uh ya I did. And with the other $200 I'm taking them to 6 Flags Magic Mt!"
I got another if ya need it, I got a million of em....
man m...brilliant trick, made me cry...but not from laughter....
Women are having babies a lot older these days. I knew this elderly lady of 76 who had just had a baby. I went along to her house with a bunch of flowers to offer my congratulations. When I was let in I asked the lady 'Where's the baby? She said 'You'll have to wait till he cries out before you can see him' I said 'Why's that? She replied 'Cos I've forgotten where I've put him!'
The father of the baby is a health fanatic and has an enormous sexual appetite He's still making love at 83! Trouble is though, he lives at No,42!
o.k this is not a joke! it is a true story that im gonna tell because im very tired ( i will probally regret it in the morning but here it goes) WARNING it is kinda nasty...... ok one day while standing at the door with my son, we were waving bye bye to daddy when from outta no where i got a horrible stomach cramp it passed a little so i ignored it, BIG MISTAKE!!!! it came back not 1 minute later and was so strong that i knew i was in trouble! i shut the front door and ran as fast as i could to the bathroom, dropped my pants as i shut the door, ( this was all done in a blurr mind you) anyway i did'nt quite make it in the pot, but instead because i was in such a hurry, i did'nt notice that my poor cat was getting a drink outta the potty! well as you can probally guess what happened, yep the poor cat was COVERED in it! she was freaking out and shaking herself off it was flying on me, and i was laughing so hard that if looks could kill i would have been dead! she was giving me that look like how dare you, which only made me laugh harder! then i guess my kids could hear me because all five of them were at the door saying mom are you ok? ofcourse i could'nt tell them what happened, all i could say to my teenagers was " watch the little ones it's gonna be a while! i spent the next hour bathing myself, and one mad kitty cat! ( who now forgives me, and thank goodness she can't talk)
none are funny
There's an Itallian and German commander discussing strategies during a battle. The German has on a bright red shirt and the Itallian askes about it. The German replies "If I get wounded, my men wont notice and I'll still be out there fighting, My men will continue fighting knowing they're commander is with them." The Itallian commander leans over to an aide and quietly says "Go get my brown pants"
this ones funny too,,,
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."