Not another red neck joke....or is it??!
Question: Two Rednecks were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of chicken. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.
One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!"
The other agreed and said "Think we should go help?"
"You bet," said the first, and with that, he ran over and said, "Can you breathe?"
She shook her head no.
He said, "Can you speak?"
She again shook her head no.
With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.
The redneck walked back to his friend and said, "Funny how that 'hind lick' maneuver always works."
Answers: Two Rednecks were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of chicken. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.
One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!"
The other agreed and said "Think we should go help?"
"You bet," said the first, and with that, he ran over and said, "Can you breathe?"
She shook her head no.
He said, "Can you speak?"
She again shook her head no.
With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.
The redneck walked back to his friend and said, "Funny how that 'hind lick' maneuver always works."
oh i like this 1, got 2 try it on female friend
BA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! LMFAO!! I love it!!
And the bear got up, drank his beer and went over for a couple of licks too.
He had to leave in a hurry because she tooted in his face.
He sure had a grin on his face.
Ha ha ha ha.........
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NICE ONE ...lol
LOL..thats very funny!!!
brilliant