An Irishman comes over to London..................?!
Question: because he heard that life was rich and prosperous and that the streets were "paved with gold."
He got off the train and was walking down the street when a ￡5 note drifted past him on the ground. He bent down to pick it up then stopped and said to himself,"Nah f*ck it, I'll start work in the morning."
Answers: because he heard that life was rich and prosperous and that the streets were "paved with gold."
He got off the train and was walking down the street when a ￡5 note drifted past him on the ground. He bent down to pick it up then stopped and said to himself,"Nah f*ck it, I'll start work in the morning."
funny!!!
aint he the smart one?
lol quite funny actually.
Ha ha ha ,,,v good,,
Not bad for a Saturday morning
Top of the morning to you
paddy meets his old friend oleary at the airport and they start talking why are you at the airport paddy? asks oleary
"well im very excited my wife has been working in england and i havn't seen her for 2 years and shes bringing our newborn baby for me to see!"
paddy if you havn't seen your wife for 2 years the baby cant be yours! why not says paddy there's 3 years difference between me and my brother.
ha ha hes not very smart is he
ha :-S
What did he notice any pavements of gold, how dumb can 1 get, i would suppose he was a blond babe if i didn't know better.
your lucky i only live in ireland and im really british
:-)
lol