Why do married women weigh more then single women?!
Question: Single women come home, see what's in fridge and then go to bed.
Married women come home see what's in bed and then go straight to the fridge.
Answers: Single women come home, see what's in fridge and then go to bed.
Married women come home see what's in bed and then go straight to the fridge.
LOL very true..............its like the question If there are so many beautiful brides, why are there so many ugly wives ?
Because they are carrying their husbands
lol
Funny
Love isn't fulfilling them
Funny :)
lol, LOL baby, brill!!
Ha ha ha. This is funny and enlightening 6(^-^)9
because married women are happy,they already have what they want,and singles are still looking. and anyway not all married gals are overweight and not all single gals are thin. but overall we are HAPPY. good luck
Because thier off the meat market! and don't need to diet/exercise in order to find a partner because they have one.
Its not this way for all married women though, just the laid back ones.
because they do not use pills they collet the sperm without having fear of being pregnant. sperm is very nutrient
lol i do and i don't understand this!
haha good one. If you made that up, you are ingenious
lol! Very funny and true!
lol. i like it!
Good one Jodee.........
You speak from experience...maybe...
hee hee hee hee
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Because they think they are allowed to let themselves go...
Ha ha ha ha..........
decisions..decisions..decisions
when they are single, they can have their cake and eat it too, anytime, anywhere
when they're married they have to share it...
the married woman is just checking to see if he's sleeping so she can have some cake in peace and alone.
As you can tell....I made that up...but it sounds good.
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lol !!
because they have already caught what they wanted in life
and if like my wife
some are very easy to please
funny
It's depend of men's taste! Not every man like women like Kate Moss or Tuigi!Ha-ha!
Very very funny,and sometimes true(as regards leaving what's in the bed to go to the fridge,regardless of her size).
Have a star,you deserve it for that :-)
lol...good one
hola! i looked at your website its brilliant!!!!!!!!!! x
now to the question lol....... my ex wife used to carry the fridge TO the bed id wake up with chicken bones.,,..,.,pitza boxes,,chip wrappers,,,,,,kebab,,,oh no the kebabs a different story lol x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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