Silly but funny??!!?!


Question: Two pieces of black asphalt meet in a bar
"Hi! I’m the M1" says one "and I am tough! I get 20,000 cars riding over me every day and nothing hurts me… yeah I’m tough alright"

"Nice to meet you I’m M25 and you think you’re tough ha! I get 50,000 cars every day riding over me and I don’t flinch! I’m hard & tough - nothing scares me"

Just then the bar door opens and in comes a piece of red asphalt.
M25 suddenly looks terrified and screams to M1
"I’m scared, I’m getting out of here"
M1 says "I thought nothing scares you?"

Pointing at red asphalt M25 says "not normally but he’s a cyclepath"


Answers: Two pieces of black asphalt meet in a bar
"Hi! I’m the M1" says one "and I am tough! I get 20,000 cars riding over me every day and nothing hurts me… yeah I’m tough alright"

"Nice to meet you I’m M25 and you think you’re tough ha! I get 50,000 cars every day riding over me and I don’t flinch! I’m hard & tough - nothing scares me"

Just then the bar door opens and in comes a piece of red asphalt.
M25 suddenly looks terrified and screams to M1
"I’m scared, I’m getting out of here"
M1 says "I thought nothing scares you?"

Pointing at red asphalt M25 says "not normally but he’s a cyclepath"

Nice one. Even better if you've got a Northern accent. (Last word).

lol funny

cute, have a star.

lol..very good..xx

I love silly jokes like this, very good.

top marks, brilliant.

yah yah, love it thanks x

Oh lol it took me like 5 after I read all the others to get it! Very funny!

That's cute. XD

lol

lol

An oldie but a goodie...I love it!

Have a star

:-)

brilliant thanks

Ha ha brilliant.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh



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