There were these two irishmen...?!
Question: ...and they walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they go over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'
Answers: ...and they walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they go over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'
i love irish jokes and irish folks too they are bril, keep 'em comming .
are you gonna do paraglidin and parra shootin too?
very good
I like it, very funny will have to remember that one!
Lol that's very funny
hahahahaaa
hope you saved your best joke for later
Clap,Clap,Clap .very funny LOL
That was very cute! I like that one! im gonna share that with my friends!
haha only an irish man..eh?..xx..lol..xx
Priceless.I love it.
LOL! Excellent! Thanks for 'dat' one!
lol! budgie jumping...
That's one that I'll remember and tell.
haha..
it's supposed to be bungie not budgie rite?
=]
racism = zero tolerance
That was very good
Hahahahahaha - I like!
Nice One id give it a 9/10
Very Funny
***STAR***
classic
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh