Irish humour??!!.....?!


Question: A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."


Answers: A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

girl takes a dress into the dry cleaners & asks for it to be cleaned

the man is deaf & says COME AGAIN
girl blushes and says NO IT'S YOGURT this TIME

and it took the cont ages to clean it

very funny.. see .. the Irish can laugh at themselves!!

Brilliant

ha ha omg so funny

That is close to perfection. lol. Star!

Hehehehehe............funny !!!

hahahahahaha brilliant joke.
but irish people arnt really stupid. a child would say that but it would just be innocence lol

hahahahaha

Haha like it :D

Oh! yes I liked it!!!

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh



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