Smart question wise answers?!
Question: A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in then third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to then
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. Can go to the third-grade. "
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
1} Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
2} Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not
have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
3} Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
4} Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
5} Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really
wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
6} Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
7} Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
8} Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was
looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
9} Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
10} Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
11} Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
12} Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
13} Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
14} Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has
lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to Delhi University , I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
Answers: A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students
The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in then third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to then
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy. Can go to the third-grade. "
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
1} Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
2} Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not
have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."
3} Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
4} Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop
the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
5} Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really
wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands
6} Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
7} Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
8} Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was
looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
9} Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
10} Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
11} Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
12} Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
13} Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy.: SURNAME
14} Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has
lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to Delhi University , I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
That was good I got the last 10 questions wrong too.=) but I'm perverted so yeah.
rofl. A bit long but still a laugh. ^.^
good jokes pal!!
hey I know one gud joke!
"teacher:what is the most amazing thing in the world?
student:a black bufallo giving white milk!"
heh!!
Good One :))))))))))))))))))))))
Wise Answer! The boy sh ould be in third grade.
I got this from an e-mail. That version was waaaaay funnier.
lolz but i herd it be4
hahaha!.... cant stop laughing
i love it,
this is my favorite joke forever!!!
too bad i can only give you 1 star =(
heard most the jokes before but still funy