In dedication to ALL those pregnancy questions that annoy some of you...(A Joke)!
Question: Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you are pregnant.
Q: IS there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby very quickly
Answers: Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you are pregnant.
Q: IS there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby very quickly
I giggled myself to tears! thank you. I think women are special. Although they are jokes, it cast my mind back to the happiest event in my life, but then I didn't have to go through the whole 9 month process. I DID get cravings and lived on blackcurrent jam sandwiches for 3 months, while my missus was relieved from that at least.
quality i would give you the 10 points for that if i could
This made me smile! I actually laughed out loud! I needed a good laugh before bed!
Almost wet my pants on a couple of them, I totally agree with you
Lol..those are some funny pregnancy jokes..I just had a baby so it just makes me laugh when all those different things happened. thanx for the laugh..I needed it
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I gave u a star very funny
thats good
them kind of questions annoy me
haha it's not about pregnant women, it's about trolls on Y!A.
If u're the one who did that, could u make something on men and women health questions too? ;]
lol that is funny
Very drole! I can go along with all of that ! lol
Lol those are funny
Nice, our friends hubbie got shouted at for doing the crossword with the midwife, during contractions!!!!!!
Yes very,very good!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
well i can honestly say 10 out of 10 its perfesct i like he 35 1 lol