Chuck norris.?!
Question: Chuck norris can divide by 0
chuck norris can speak braille
chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not cause chuck norris is afraid of the dark, the darks afraid of chuck norris
chuck norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad chuck norris never cries
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
When Chuck Norris has s3x with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Answers: Chuck norris can divide by 0
chuck norris can speak braille
chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not cause chuck norris is afraid of the dark, the darks afraid of chuck norris
chuck norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad chuck norris never cries
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
When Chuck Norris has s3x with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris calculated the last digit of pi
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
When chuck jumps into the ocean, chuck norris doesnt get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
wow, your good at "copy % paste"
theze r gud !
since we're on tha topic of chuck norris...
wen u go 2 google and type in: find chuck norris
and click on tha first link,
it sayz u cant find chuck norris, chuck norris findz u !
ahha lol =]