A Teenager is.........?!
Question: A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
Answers: A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
hahaha those are great. lol
do you have a problem with teenagers or something?
I'm this one: A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
Mum always comes in to yell at me to "TURN THAT BLOODY MUSIC DOWN!", to which I usually say "but you have to play it loud or you can't properly appreciate it" or "but Mum, it's Marc Smith!"
And it's all sorts of music that need to be played loud. Even if it's just Jeff Buckley or something.
lol they were really funny your great and i defnitly aggree with the cat 1 as i love my cat but hate my brother lol also they were great as they were true lol
or well i gotter go get my roast dinnar lol haha:p
ha ha some of those bring back the years
HAHA! That joke deserves a star!
hahahahaha Happy days.
Good ones, you definitely deserve a star!!
....lol.....
They are all very funny!! BRINGS BACK THE GOOD OLD DAYS!!!
LOL
thats good and true lol
Ha ha ha, sounds like me now, lol
those were the days. omg it seems like a life time ago!!!lol
LOL! funny and truee!!!!! thanks for makin my day lol