Stupid pick up lines???!
Question: name some stupid pick up lines
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i'll try the best ones
i swear!!!
-jeff(skates)?
Answers: name some stupid pick up lines
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i'll try the best ones
i swear!!!
-jeff(skates)?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
You must be the devil 'cuz you're HOT.
Are you Mexican? Because you're spicy!
"How would you like to get taken for a horse back ride?"
hey we should go hang out.
your body will look good with my arm around you.
wana go to a party
u must be tired coz u've been running through my mind all night.........
nice legs..when do they open?......lol
are you serious cause your sooooo weird.
Your so sweet i could mistake you for sugar
Your'e hotter then my mum and my sister PUT TOGETHER!
Do you charge friends?
im not a guy but if i waz i wood look at the girl smile and then look down as if ur innocent it makes u seen mysterious
i have skittles in my mouth,
wanna taste the rainbow.
ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
[pull out pant pockets]
want to?
haha
lets flip a coin.
heads i get tails,
tails i get head.
know what would look really good on you?
me.
f*u*c*k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
if i had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [o] welll, i don't, so let's go.
(Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
haha
:)
amen
did you fart cuz you just blew me away
if you were a booger i'd pick you first
*pick up a packet of sugar that actually says, "SUGAR" on it* Hey, miss, you dropped your name tag.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can really see myself in your pants.
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
And...
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
if she has her phone out come over to her and b like "oh i saw you had your phone out and i thought u were going to give me your number"
is ur mom a librarian? caz am checkin u out
i lost my phone number- can i have yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
ha.