In hospital.... ??!!?!
Question: In hospital!.!.!.!. !?!?!!!?
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months!. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath!. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her!. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement!.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma!."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy!. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room!.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate!. The nurses run back into the room!. "What happened!!?" they cried!.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma!."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy!. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room!.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate!. The nurses run back into the room!. "What happened!!?" they cried!.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
He's an idiot, lol!.!!!
Very good so 10/10!.!!!
Cheers Melly!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He's an idiot, lol!.!!!
Very good so 10/10!.!!!
Cheers Melly!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omgg haha thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha
a good one
& one star 4 u
janeWww@Enter-QA@Com
a good one
& one star 4 u
janeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!! Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha thats funny :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Got on text last week but still good lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny I just spat me garlic bread all over the screenWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh but you are naughty but i like youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha!.!.so she is already flying!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok ok its a bit funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohh i see why its funny, what i thought it meant was what the husband thought it meant!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that was a bit hard to swallow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahaha!! deffo a star for that :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
haahahhahaa!! didnt expect that ending lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what a way to go
it is the best gag for a woman !.!. and that is not gobbly de ****
may i ask this too
when you ask for a *******
why do people not blow
unless they are hairdressers
and do they do it right in bed
PS
he may have thought due to the stress his wife was a blow up dollWww@Enter-QA@Com
it is the best gag for a woman !.!. and that is not gobbly de ****
may i ask this too
when you ask for a *******
why do people not blow
unless they are hairdressers
and do they do it right in bed
PS
he may have thought due to the stress his wife was a blow up dollWww@Enter-QA@Com
i put that on here yesterday u nicked it! never mind lolWww@Enter-QA@Com