#1 jokes of the day???!
Question: #1 jokes of the day!?!?!?
anyone have any good jokes!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Dumb Blonde Joke that I have:
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump!.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend!."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No!. A bet's a bet!."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump!.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend!."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No!. A bet's a bet!."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
You know, I don't remember studying this in med school!.
Better save that!. We'll need it for the autopsy!.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that!. Bad dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that!?
Hand me that!.!.!. uh!.!.!. that uh!.!.!. that thingy there!.
Oh no! Where's my Rolex!.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before!?
There go the lights again!?
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys!? and this guy's got two of 'em!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know, I don't remember studying this in med school!.
Better save that!. We'll need it for the autopsy!.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!.
Bo! Bo! Come back with that!. Bad dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that!?
Hand me that!.!.!. uh!.!.!. that uh!.!.!. that thingy there!.
Oh no! Where's my Rolex!.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before!?
There go the lights again!?
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys!? and this guy's got two of 'em!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did the tie say to the hat!?
You go ahead, I'll just hang around!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You go ahead, I'll just hang around!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is funny
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana!. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking!.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest!. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator!.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand!. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her!. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank!. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures!. The shopkeeper watches in amazement!. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "$HIT, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana!. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking!.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest!. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator!.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand!. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her!. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank!. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures!. The shopkeeper watches in amazement!. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "$HIT, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL I can't top the first answer! I'm still laughing about the sacrifice one!.
Oh well!.!.!.!. here's a lame one:
A mushroom goes into a dance club and noone notices him!.
He asks the guy at the club's bar, "Why won't anyone ask me to dance!? I'm a fun guy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh well!.!.!.!. here's a lame one:
A mushroom goes into a dance club and noone notices him!.
He asks the guy at the club's bar, "Why won't anyone ask me to dance!? I'm a fun guy!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ur mum jokes:
Ur mum is soo fat, when God said let there be light she moved!
Ur mum is soo stupid, she hot locked in tescos and starved too death!
Chav jokes:
Two chavs are in a car, with no music!. Who's driving!?
The police!.
What do u call a chav's dog!?
Wellard!.
Funny pic:
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Thank you, Thank you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ur mum is soo fat, when God said let there be light she moved!
Ur mum is soo stupid, she hot locked in tescos and starved too death!
Chav jokes:
Two chavs are in a car, with no music!. Who's driving!?
The police!.
What do u call a chav's dog!?
Wellard!.
Funny pic:
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Thank you, Thank you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can you name the 5 great lakes!?
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Why would I have to!? They're already named!
Man 1: What are you doing!?
Man 2: Spraying salt to keep the lions away!
Man 1: There aren't even lions in Canada!
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Man 2: I told you it'd work!
Your mom is sooo fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat on a rainy day, everyone yelled "TAXI!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Why would I have to!? They're already named!
Man 1: What are you doing!?
Man 2: Spraying salt to keep the lions away!
Man 1: There aren't even lions in Canada!
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Man 2: I told you it'd work!
Your mom is sooo fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat on a rainy day, everyone yelled "TAXI!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
You put the long hard shaft into your hot waiting mouth, you play with it around your tongue in and out, in and out, you feel it building up inside you, you go faster and faster, until the white creamy liquid fills your mouth, you spit and it's all over!.
Take care of your teeth! COLGATE!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Take care of your teeth! COLGATE!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg LaUnika's is hilarious!
i can't top that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i can't top that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 workers and their boss find a lamp!. they rub it and they get 1 wish per person!. the first one wished that he was in Hawaii with a hot native girl!. The next worker said that he was a huge hollywood superstar with loads money cars and girls!. The boss then wished that the 2 workers get back to work after lunch!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com