I didn't understand this joke.....?!
Question: I didn't understand this joke!.!.!.!.!.!?
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The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning!. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him!. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn't want anything special!. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing!. It went on like this all day!.
Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold!.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with!."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go!?" said the guard!. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought!. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life!. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions!."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead!.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall!.!.!."
I didn't get it!.!.!.!.!.!. what does it mean!? Can someone explain!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning!. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him!. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn't want anything special!. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing!. It went on like this all day!.
Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold!.
"No," the inmate said, "just get it over with!."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go!?" said the guard!. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought!. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life!. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions!."
The guard nodded and told him to go ahead!.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall!.!.!."
I didn't get it!.!.!.!.!.!. what does it mean!? Can someone explain!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
In the song he would have to say the whole verse over and over until he got to number 1 and it would like take forever!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
takes forever to count to a billion
haha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Umm!.!.!. HOW do you not get that!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
he stays alive!.
and no one in the right mind would spend time counting to a billion!.
hehe maybe in the left mind!. but i'm not sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and no one in the right mind would spend time counting to a billion!.
hehe maybe in the left mind!. but i'm not sure!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yep, takes forever to sing to a billion!.
They may go to sleep then he could escape!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
They may go to sleep then he could escape!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
It would take a REALLY long time to sing that song!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cause it would years to count down from a billionWww@Enter-QA@Com
just think about it: wuld you stick around to hear some sing the beer bottle song starting from one billion!?!?!?
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yea, i didnt think so!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
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yea, i didnt think so!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
OK, try singing the song starting at a billion, and start your countdown and see how long it takes you!.
A very loooooooong time!. He was trying to buy himself more time!.
LOL,Www@Enter-QA@Com
A very loooooooong time!. He was trying to buy himself more time!.
LOL,Www@Enter-QA@Com
it takes about 23 1/2 years just to count to a million just counting regularly, as in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!.!.!. etc!. and since 1 billion is 1000 million it would take 23,500 years to count to a billion counting normally, not even counting that the higher it gets, the longer it takes to say the numbers so!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I think you get it on that part!.
therefore putting it into song form would take, 1 billion x however long it takes to say everything but the numbers!. so singing that song will take him BEYOND the rest of his life to finish, or anyone else's thats alive within the next 20 millenia for that matter,Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think you get it on that part!.
therefore putting it into song form would take, 1 billion x however long it takes to say everything but the numbers!. so singing that song will take him BEYOND the rest of his life to finish, or anyone else's thats alive within the next 20 millenia for that matter,Www@Enter-QA@Com
omfg are you stupid!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I had the rifle with the bullet (I know how to check a rifle for a bullet) this convict wouldn't get to the middle of the second verse!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com