Does anyone know any new good jokes?!
Question: Does anyone know any new good jokes!?
It could be corny or blonde or whatever, i just wanna hear new jokes!.!.!.!.
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Answers:
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female
boss!.
Each day, they noticed the boss left work early!.
One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would
leave right behind her!. After all, she never called or came back
to work, so how would she know they went home early!?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early!. She did a little
gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early!.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout
at the spa before meeting a dinner date!.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband,
but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from
inside!. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was
mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house!.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned
to
leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to
go with them!. "No way," the blonde exclaimed!. "I almost got
caught yesterday!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
boss!.
Each day, they noticed the boss left work early!.
One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would
leave right behind her!. After all, she never called or came back
to work, so how would she know they went home early!?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early!. She did a little
gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early!.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout
at the spa before meeting a dinner date!.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband,
but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from
inside!. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was
mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house!.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned
to
leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to
go with them!. "No way," the blonde exclaimed!. "I almost got
caught yesterday!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Corny one - Why couldnt the guy become a doctor!?
He realized he didnt have the patientsWww@Enter-QA@Com
He realized he didnt have the patientsWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg here is the best joke ever!!
Q:What do a grape and an elephant have in common!?
A:Theyre both purple, EXCEPT for the elephant!
soo funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q:What do a grape and an elephant have in common!?
A:Theyre both purple, EXCEPT for the elephant!
soo funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok
why did the blonde girl take a ladder to a bar!?
she heard the drinks were on the house!
you can get a joke of the day every day in your e-mail on
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why did the blonde girl take a ladder to a bar!?
she heard the drinks were on the house!
you can get a joke of the day every day in your e-mail on
www!.comedycentral!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com
*two muffins in an oven*
the first muffin says "man, it's hot in here!"
the second muffin says "HOLY COW A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first muffin says "man, it's hot in here!"
the second muffin says "HOLY COW A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sex in the Dark
>>
>> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years!. Every
time
>> they
>>made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light!.
>>
>> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous!. She figured
she
>>would break him out of this crazy habit
>>
>> So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
>>romantic session, she turned on the lights!.
>>
>> She looked down!.!.!. and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated
>>pleasure device!.!. a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
>>one!.
>>She went completely ballistic!. "You impotent bastard," She screamed
at
>>him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years!? You better
explain
>>yourself!"
>>
>> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
>>"I'll explain the toy !. !. !. you explain the kids!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
>>
>> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years!. Every
time
>> they
>>made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light!.
>>
>> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous!. She figured
she
>>would break him out of this crazy habit
>>
>> So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
>>romantic session, she turned on the lights!.
>>
>> She looked down!.!.!. and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated
>>pleasure device!.!. a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
>>one!.
>>She went completely ballistic!. "You impotent bastard," She screamed
at
>>him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years!? You better
explain
>>yourself!"
>>
>> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
>>"I'll explain the toy !. !. !. you explain the kids!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
two guys walk into a bar!. they say ow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO, I love my joke!.!.
Q: Whats short, but high!?
A: A midget on drugs!
LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Whats short, but high!?
A: A midget on drugs!
LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what's the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic and a psychiatrist!?
a neurotic builds castles in the sky,
a psychotic lives in them,
and the psychaitrist collects the rent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a neurotic builds castles in the sky,
a psychotic lives in them,
and the psychaitrist collects the rent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why was the teacher cross-eyed!?
She couldnt control her pupilsWww@Enter-QA@Com
She couldnt control her pupilsWww@Enter-QA@Com