Man with 25 inch Dick Joke?!
Question: Man with 25 inch Dick Joke!?
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A man is having a problem with his 25 inch dick!. Doctors can't help him, so he goes to a Witch doctor!. She tells him that there is a toad on the pond outside, and if you ask him to marry you, each time he answers, you'll lose 5 inches off your length!.
The man goes out to the pond and sees the toad!.
"Will you marry me!?" the man says!.
"No," says the toad!.
The man is amased to see his dick is now only 20 inches long!. He decides to ask the toad again!.
"Will you marry me!?"
"No!" says the toad, now getting quite irratated by the man!.
It works again, and so the man decides to ask the toad once more, to take his dick down to 10 inches!.
"Will you marry me!?"
The toad looks up at the man, and annoyed says, "For Goodness sake, I've already told you, NO, NO, NO!"
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A man is having a problem with his 25 inch dick!. Doctors can't help him, so he goes to a Witch doctor!. She tells him that there is a toad on the pond outside, and if you ask him to marry you, each time he answers, you'll lose 5 inches off your length!.
The man goes out to the pond and sees the toad!.
"Will you marry me!?" the man says!.
"No," says the toad!.
The man is amased to see his dick is now only 20 inches long!. He decides to ask the toad again!.
"Will you marry me!?"
"No!" says the toad, now getting quite irratated by the man!.
It works again, and so the man decides to ask the toad once more, to take his dick down to 10 inches!.
"Will you marry me!?"
The toad looks up at the man, and annoyed says, "For Goodness sake, I've already told you, NO, NO, NO!"
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Answers:
Holy Molly!.!.!. that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my God, I'm still laughing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Definately and original! Made my day!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!.!.!.never heard it before either!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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why would he want it smaller than 25inches thats tiny
but i am an aussie maybe in other countries they have little onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
but i am an aussie maybe in other countries they have little onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i had a good chuckle!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Good !? yes!.!.got a laugh,
but!.!.is his condition now
the eqivalent of an
ingrowing toenail !?!.!.!.
I mean 3 No's at 10"!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but!.!.is his condition now
the eqivalent of an
ingrowing toenail !?!.!.!.
I mean 3 No's at 10"!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
great joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha thanks - that'll be gold dust down the pub tonight!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha
Reminds me of this one
There's a bloke who hasn't been able to get an erection for years!. He has tried everything possible and nothing seems to be working!. He hears about some miracle witch doctor who may be able to help him so he pays him a visit!. The witch doctor says, "I know how to fix this!. Whenever you want to have sex, just say '1, 2, 3' and you will have a rock hard penis!."
"Great!" cried the man with pure delight!.
"But," the witch doctor continued, "it will only work once a year and you will not get an erection when you try it again!. So use it wisely!."
"That's brilliant," said the man, "but what about when I'm not having sex anymore!. How do I get rid of it!?"
"Just count to 4 and it will go!. Remember, it only works once a year"
So the guy goes off and when he gets home he rushes into his wife and tell her to get up stairs as he has a surprise for her!. So she runs up to the bedroom and he quickly follows!. He throws her onto the bed and they start getting down to it and they guy says, "1, 2, 3!" and it actually worked!. He had the biggest erection he's ever had in his life and then his wife says, "What did you say 1, 2, 3 for!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Reminds me of this one
There's a bloke who hasn't been able to get an erection for years!. He has tried everything possible and nothing seems to be working!. He hears about some miracle witch doctor who may be able to help him so he pays him a visit!. The witch doctor says, "I know how to fix this!. Whenever you want to have sex, just say '1, 2, 3' and you will have a rock hard penis!."
"Great!" cried the man with pure delight!.
"But," the witch doctor continued, "it will only work once a year and you will not get an erection when you try it again!. So use it wisely!."
"That's brilliant," said the man, "but what about when I'm not having sex anymore!. How do I get rid of it!?"
"Just count to 4 and it will go!. Remember, it only works once a year"
So the guy goes off and when he gets home he rushes into his wife and tell her to get up stairs as he has a surprise for her!. So she runs up to the bedroom and he quickly follows!. He throws her onto the bed and they start getting down to it and they guy says, "1, 2, 3!" and it actually worked!. He had the biggest erection he's ever had in his life and then his wife says, "What did you say 1, 2, 3 for!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHAHA
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