Who was the first person to say................?!


Question: Who was the first person to say!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!?\"

!.!. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there!.!.!.!.I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s butt!.\"

!.!. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat!?

!.!. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer!?

!.!. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him!?

!.!. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane!?

!.!. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat!?

!.!. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is!?

!.!. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
ok I wanna answer these in order!!
1) I have thought about this a million times!!
2) and this one too!!!!
3) - 7) just reassure me that there is to much crap for me to randomly think about that I'll never truly get bored!.


this was hystericalWww@Enter-QA@Com

All very interesting questions which you could probably get interesting answers to - if you posted them seperately!.

Trying to save points are we!.!.!.!.!?

:0)Www@Enter-QA@Com

* Star very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

some english dude

cave men mayb, well thay ate all sorts of eggs!.

in case there is a weirdo

too cold for lights in the freezer

for the joy of song for little people

dunno

because he is a dumbass clever person

would you wanna point to your crotch loads!?

what what!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lets hope i'm not the first perosn to tell you to get out of the house lol , damn girl you need a boyfriend for realWww@Enter-QA@Com

heheheh!.!.^^

Thats a reallly nice question!.!.^^

I guess, man just tried a few crazy things to discover great things!.!.^^ right!?

The beauty of wild discoveries!.!.!.!. (:D)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hehehehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.out of its butt!.!.!.!.heheheehWww@Enter-QA@Com

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!?\"!.!.!.!.!.!. The Cows baby!

!.!. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there!.!.!.!.I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s butt!.\"!.!.!.!.!. The Chickens Husband!

!.!. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat!?!.!.!.!. Don't blame the toaster for your stupidity!

!.!. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer!?!.!.!.!.!.Cause you have a Fridge from 1982, mine has a T!.V!. above the ice dispenser!.

!.!. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him!? Cause he invented E85 Ethanol and your Chevy can run on it!.

!.!. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane!?
Can a horse riding a dolphin have a porpoise!?

!.!. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat!? He's a professor not a boat mechanic!

!.!. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is!? 2 Words!.!.!.!. Michael Jackson!

!.!. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway!?!.!.!.!.!.Same reason toll booths are usually on the end side of the tunnel rather than the beginning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not me!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL! I love these list things!. The people who insult you are probably just jealous!. Good job!. Don't try to explain it, just wonder!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL I've always wondered who thought to make mayonnaise!. I love the stuff but have you looked at the ingredients!? Who would've thought to put that together!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

couple of rednecks maybe!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!?\"

~~ The first cowherd!.!.!.he watched the baby calf find the udders and suckle at it!. This made him experiment with them and he soon discovered the joys of milk!


!.!. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there!.!.!.!.I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s
butt!.\"

~~ Well two youngsters watched the chicken lay an egg and they started playing with it!. suddenly an argument broke out and one of them threw the egg at the others face!.!.!.well it seeped into his mouth and being hungry he ate it!

!.!. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat!?

~~ That's a setting we use for our mother-in-law or vice versa!

!.!. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer!?

~~ Because a thief can hide in the fridge but not in the freezer!

!.!. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him!?

~~ The person who wrote the song cared!

!.!. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane!?

~~ Yeah! Who will stop it!?

!.!. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat!?

~~ He did not want to return to mainland!

!.!. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is!?

~~ Because the crotch parts are considered taboo by the human species!

!.!. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway!?

~~ He has to bind his equipment so that we don't see his erection!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

idk my bffl jill no good sense of huomr i like it you should post more star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

THANX I REALLY LIKED ALL OF 'EM!!!!! AND FOR THE PEOPLE TELLING YOU TO GET A LIFE!.!.!. TELL 'EM TO GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

these are AWESOME!
thank you!
(starred)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha dont listen to people negative comments!. that is a great list!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha i laughed so hard over Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane!.!.!. tooo funny i love it ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good one there! Appreciate you sharing with us!.

Made me wonder too!. Thanks for posting!.

Now I too can look for the answers!. hehehehehe

also do not bother about pessimist, remember they need a life first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

u need a life girlWww@Enter-QA@Com

um!.!.!.idk!? i was the first person to speak from my body and i will also be the last unless something takes over my soul!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

i agree wit melWww@Enter-QA@Com

To answer the light bulb question--if you put it in the freezer in will freeze and bust!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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