Jokes..i am bored!?!
Question: Jokes!.!.i am bored!!?
I am bored anyone have some good jokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
right ive got 1
a girl in sunday school falls asleep
the teacher askes her a question
"who do we pray to"
a boy pockes with a pencil to wake her up
she says "Jesus Christ"
she falls back asleep
the teacher askes her a question again
"who is our saviour"
the boy pockes with a pencil once more
she says "Holy Jesus"
she falls back asleep
the teacher askes her another question
"wat did eve say to adam after they had there 29th child"
the boy once again pockes her with a pencil
she says " if you stick that thing into me one more time ill snap it in half "
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
a girl in sunday school falls asleep
the teacher askes her a question
"who do we pray to"
a boy pockes with a pencil to wake her up
she says "Jesus Christ"
she falls back asleep
the teacher askes her a question again
"who is our saviour"
the boy pockes with a pencil once more
she says "Holy Jesus"
she falls back asleep
the teacher askes her another question
"wat did eve say to adam after they had there 29th child"
the boy once again pockes her with a pencil
she says " if you stick that thing into me one more time ill snap it in half "
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
How do you put an elephant in the fridge!. Open the dor and put it in!. how do you put a giraffe in a fridge!? Take out the elephant!. The animals have a convention!. You isn't there!? thhe giraffe!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde phones her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started!.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster!.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second , I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then !.!.' he said with a deep sigh, !.!. !.!. !.!.!. !. !. !.
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster!.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster!.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second , I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then !.!.' he said with a deep sigh, !.!. !.!. !.!.!. !. !. !.
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three people were walking in the jungle one day when they got captured by a bunch of cannibols! The cannibols said they would kill them, unless they picked 10 fruits of one kind and brought them back so they could do another task for the cannibols!. The first person came back with 10 apples!. He said, "What do you want me to do now!?" So the cannibols said, "Stick them up your butt without twiching, smiling, laughing, or making any sudden movements!." So, the guy got to the third apple, when he smiled!. So he died!. The second person came with 10 blueberries!. The cannibols told him what to do, so he did it!. He got to about 8 blueberries, when he started laughing like crazy! He died!. In heaven the first guy asked the second guy, "Why'd you start laughing!?" So, the second guy said, "I saw the third guy come with pineapples!"
~~Enjoy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
~~Enjoy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a few great ones!.
1)!. A man checked into a hotel in Jamaica!. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife!. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail!.
Meanwhile!.!.!.!.Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral!. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends!. After reading the 1st message, she fainted!.
The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: November 30, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me!. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones!. I've just reached and have been checked in!. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow!. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
PS!. Sure is hot down here!
2)!. An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married!. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings!.
So the older couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work!. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff!. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship!.
“How do you feel about sex!?” he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued!.
“Well,” she said, trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently!.”
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, and then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked… “Is that one word or two!?”
?βrιτταηy?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1)!. A man checked into a hotel in Jamaica!. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife!. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail!.
Meanwhile!.!.!.!.Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral!. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends!. After reading the 1st message, she fainted!.
The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: November 30, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me!. They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones!. I've just reached and have been checked in!. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow!. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
PS!. Sure is hot down here!
2)!. An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married!. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings!.
So the older couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work!. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff!. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship!.
“How do you feel about sex!?” he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued!.
“Well,” she said, trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently!.”
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, and then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked… “Is that one word or two!?”
?βrιτταηy?Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man went to apply for a job!.!.!. when he met the manager john!.!.!.!. he told him that he was lookin for a job so john asked him what skills do u have he replied none!. the manager said alrite u look ok so ill give u chance if u can make it through a day then u got the job!.!.!.!.
so at the end of the day the john the manager asked him how many sales did u make today he replied i made one john said WHAT!!! my other workers usually make 30 sales a day after calmin down he asked how much was the sale worth he replied 895,759!.98
john stood still for a while then asked how did u manage that he told him that a man came him and he sold him a small hook and he told him that he might as well buy the medium and large i then told him that he should buy some rods too so he bought the small medium and large,then i told him that he might want a boat so i sold him the 78 yahmaha horse power boat that was over there and told him that it would not fit in his jeep so i took him to the car section and sold him a pick up truck!.!.!.
so the manager asked u sold that to a guy who came in to buy fishin hooks he replied no!.!.!. he came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and i told that he might as well go fishinWww@Enter-QA@Com
so at the end of the day the john the manager asked him how many sales did u make today he replied i made one john said WHAT!!! my other workers usually make 30 sales a day after calmin down he asked how much was the sale worth he replied 895,759!.98
john stood still for a while then asked how did u manage that he told him that a man came him and he sold him a small hook and he told him that he might as well buy the medium and large i then told him that he should buy some rods too so he bought the small medium and large,then i told him that he might want a boat so i sold him the 78 yahmaha horse power boat that was over there and told him that it would not fit in his jeep so i took him to the car section and sold him a pick up truck!.!.!.
so the manager asked u sold that to a guy who came in to buy fishin hooks he replied no!.!.!. he came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and i told that he might as well go fishinWww@Enter-QA@Com