Can a turkey get high on crap??!


Question: Can a turkey get high on crap!?!?
A turkey was chatting with a bull!. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy!."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings!?" replied the bull!. "They're packed with nutrients!."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree!. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch!. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree!. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree!.

The moral of the story:

Bullcrap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
True Moral, lol it can only take you so far and then bang!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers again mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

well thats trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmfao!!! the turkey got shot!?!?!? poor turkey, all that work for nuthin!.!.!.!.o well!. im hungry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you
do today, might burn your *** tomorrow!.!.!.!.!.'


Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club!. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill!.

When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill!.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek!.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill!. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again!.
My relief was short-lived!.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50!. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet!. What could I do!?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don′t agree!. Most of the Presidents and Prime Ministers last a minimum of four years and some a hell of a lot longer !!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!.!.very good!.
Thanks for a LaughWww@Enter-QA@Com

You are so, ever so bright and 'chirpy!.' How can you be expected to 'soar' with 'eagles', when you work with 'turkeys', eh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thanks for the laugh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha where did you get that from!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com

classicWww@Enter-QA@Com



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