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Question: Some people might get this unless they are Scottish, but if you are bright you might!.!?
>Scottish Hospital
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>An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital!. At the end of the
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>tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of
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>injury!. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
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>"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"!.
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>The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who
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>immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat
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>that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit!."
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>The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
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>beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae
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>hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle!. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'
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>murdering
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>prattle!." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
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>saved the
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>psychiatric ward for the last!." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,
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>"This is the
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>Serious Burns Unit!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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>An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital!. At the end of the
>
>tour he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no signs of
>
>injury!. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims:
>
>"Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"!.
>
>The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, who
>
>immediately launches into "Some hae meat, and canna eat, and some wad eat
>
>that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, and sae the Lord be thankit!."
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>The next patient sits up and declaims: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous
>
>beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae
>
>hasty, wi' bickering bl'attle!. I wad be laith to run and chase thee, wi'
>
>murdering
>
>prattle!." "Well," says the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
>
>saved the
>
>psychiatric ward for the last!." "No, no," the Scottish doctor corrects him,
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>"This is the
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>Serious Burns Unit!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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ok mmmm!.!.!.!. i don't really get it!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ohhhhhh!.!.!.!.!.!.is it they are burnedon theyre face so they cant talk or eat and they want to eat!?!?!?!?!?other than that i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! Thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love it!
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
asin in Robbie Burns, some people are just thick! nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny !. ha ha ha ha ha !Www@Enter-QA@Com
im scottish, i get it, very good :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry Suzie - need a translation! CJWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is this english!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why do you think Scottish people wouldn't get this joke!? It's the oldest joke in the book & actually quite funny!. Are you calling Scottish people stupid!?Www@Enter-QA@Com