Did you hear the one about the woman with a glass eye??!


Question: Did you hear the one about the woman with a glass eye!?!?
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table!. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her!.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man!. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back!.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place!. "Let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says!.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and then the theater followed by drinks!. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his!. She listens!. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap!.!.!. and stay for breakfast the next morning!.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings!. The guy is amazed!! Everything was incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman!. Are you this nice to every guy you meet!?"

"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ha ha ha well worth a star,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

your going on a trip to the valley of green grass and your allowed to take a cookie but not a cake, a roof but not a house, and apple but not an orange!.!.!.!.!. whyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.that was funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's called a 'Shaggy Dog' story!. Horrible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

No I didn't , how does it go!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolllllzzzzzWww@Enter-QA@Com

Very NiceWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's really good [ :Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha, wow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny starWww@Enter-QA@Com

my dad told me this joke in 1963 it wernt funny then and its not funny nowWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice and catchy!.!.!.star for u!.!.keep this up and u'll surpass snow kid that bastardWww@Enter-QA@Com

One of my co-workers is a brunette but has a glass eye!. She gets a copy of this one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

A man walks into a bar He says to the barman “ If I can show you something you have never seen before can I have a free drink” Barman says OK!.

He lays on the counter a small piano!. He then reaches into his jacket and pulls out a small man!. He places a piano stool in front of the piano; he sits the man on it!.

The small man starts to play the most wonderful music you have ever heard, some classical, some rock, some jazz!. The bar was hopping and bopping for hours!.

Eventually the Barman just had to ask, “ Where on earth did you get this from”!.

Well said the man; it’s a strange story!.

“ I was walking through the forest, when I heard a noise, like someone in trouble!. I went over to the noise and found it was a fairy, with a broken wing!. I picked her up and took her to a woodcutters hut deep in the forest!. I bandaged her wing and made her comfortable!. I went back every day for two weeks, and kept her fed and warm!. Eventually she got better!. On my last day there she said, “ Please don’t go I must reward you before you leave”!. I told her what I wanted just before I closed the door!.

Stupid cow must have thought I said, a twelve inch pianist!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very funny!. 11/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

I knew it was coming but it still made me laugh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very funny but a saw through the joke at the start!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!
thanks for the laughs!!
starred *Www@Enter-QA@Com

its very funny have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thanks for the laugh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oh that's good!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

very good!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAH *gasps for breath* HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!. That was really funny - well worth a star!. Keep them coming :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha! that's one of the best I've heard in a while! xWww@Enter-QA@Com

well he certainly did catch her eye lmao that's great keep em goingWww@Enter-QA@Com



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