Please tell me the funniest Little Johnny joke you know?!
Question: Please tell me the funniest Little Johnny joke you know!?
You can look it up, please make sure it's funny!. Thank you!.!.
And in case I don't get the joke, can you tell why it's funny!. Once again thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And in case I don't get the joke, can you tell why it's funny!. Once again thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "****" meant!.
Thinking fast she replied "food on the table"!.
Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a *****" mean!.
Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest"!.
Next day he comes home a asks what does "******'" mean!. She says it means "getting dressed"!.
That same night a priest was coming over for dinner!. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring!.
He yells "got it"!. He opens the door and says "Hey son of a *****, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs ******'"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thinking fast she replied "food on the table"!.
Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a *****" mean!.
Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest"!.
Next day he comes home a asks what does "******'" mean!. She says it means "getting dressed"!.
That same night a priest was coming over for dinner!. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring!.
He yells "got it"!. He opens the door and says "Hey son of a *****, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs ******'"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Belly Button
One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night!. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher!. In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened by the sight of Alex standing right over her!. He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep!. She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay!. Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button and she said "NO" "But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep and it helps!." So the teacher says, "Okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do!." A few minutes later the teacher says "OH!.that's not my bellybutton!."And Johnny says, "that's not my finger!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night!. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher!. In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened by the sight of Alex standing right over her!. He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn't sleep!. She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay!. Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button and she said "NO" "But my mommy lets me do it when I can't sleep and it helps!." So the teacher says, "Okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do!." A few minutes later the teacher says "OH!.that's not my bellybutton!."And Johnny says, "that's not my finger!."Www@Enter-QA@Com