JOKE --Is it different when your married?!


Question: JOKE --Is it different when your married!?
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men!.!.!.!.that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes!.
After a few days they meet again!.!.!.!.!.
The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask!.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'!.!.!.then we made love all night long!.'
The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office!. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask ov er my eyes and a raincoat!. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word!. We just had wild sex all night!.'
The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes!. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazy-boy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
why dont these things happen to me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i just realised what a boring life i lead!.!.no wonder i dont dream!.!.!.ive nothing to dream about //!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, good one! and i did get this sent to my mailbox, but i didn't see it post on y/a!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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LOL!.!.kitty!.!.your full of those jokes,,where do u find them!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com

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On a scale of 1-10, 16!
Easy to memorize, too!Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow great one thereWww@Enter-QA@Com

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good one!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yes y not!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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