Best Jokes?!


Question: Best Jokes!?
Ok i know the mickey mouse and minney mouse getting a divorce joke,

The chicken and little and holy **** a talking chicken

And the Nun and the Blind man!.

Tell me your best joke!. If you dont know the above let me know and ill postWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
A really annoying boy was sitting behind a girl in class!. He always likes bother people!. After a while talking about random questions, the girl falls asleep!. The teacher asks, "Whats 2x2!?" and the boy pokes the girl with a pencil and the girl stands up and says, "4"!. and falls back asleep!."
then the teacher asks, " whats 4+4" and again the boy pokes the girl and she stands up and says, "8" and falls back asleep!.
Then the teacher asks, " What did Eve say to Adam after their 64th child!?" again the boy pokes the girl and she stands up and yells," If u stick that thing in me one more time, im gonna snap it in half!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok here's one but its kind of mean!. no offense to anyone that's religious ( im religious too)

What's black, white, and red all over!?

A nun that just fell down the stairs and is in a pool of blood!.

What black, white, and laughing!?

The nun that pushed her!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

did u know i don't get it thank u 4 reading thisWww@Enter-QA@Com

well this one is kind of racist but its funny:
ok!.!.!.there is mexican guy and his family that just crossed the border, and they have no food to eat beacause they dont have any money!.!.!.!.so the mexican guy is sitting in front of a tree praying to god so he can get some food for him and his family!.!.!.the this black guy with a limp has a cart full of cheese!.!.!.the black guy accidentally lets go!.!.!.!.!.!.of the cart, and it rolld down the hill to where the mexican guy is!.!.and the mexican guy happily walks home!.!.!.so when he goes home he makes nacho cheese!.!.!.so his wife says why are you making nachos!? and then he says beacause God was telling me to!.!.!.on the way home i heard God telling me, "that not cho cheese"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Here is one of my jokes!.!.!.

2 fathers and 2 sons are going fishing!. there is only 3 rods and each person has to have a rod all the time!. How is this possible!?

There is a grandpa, dad, and a little boy!!! lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Old man said he could not hear what I said!. Because he did not put on his denture!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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