What is one thing that made you laugh today?!
Question: What is one thing that made you laugh today!?
Answers:
A friend of mine who is a 15-yr-old boy discovered gum on the bottome of his shoe and totally freaked out, and almost threw them out! They are really good Converse shoes with a green shoelace and an orange shoelace!. It was more hilarious than it sounds!. It made me laugh!. (He's really unusual!. All of us in the theater group are similar, so we're all like bff's!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Italian Mother
Mrs!. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for
dinner!. He lives with a female roommate Maria!.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was!.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more
curious!.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was
more between Anthony and roommate than met the eye!.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Maria and I are just roommates!."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the silver sugar bowl!.
You don't suppose she took it, do you!?"
Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure!." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl
from my house; I'm not saying that you 'did not'
take it!. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner!.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response
email from his Momma which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her!. But
the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN
bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now!.
Love,
Momma
Lesson: Never lie to your Momma!.!.!.especially, if
she's Italian!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mrs!. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for
dinner!. He lives with a female roommate Maria!.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was!.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more
curious!.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was
more between Anthony and roommate than met the eye!.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Maria and I are just roommates!."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the silver sugar bowl!.
You don't suppose she took it, do you!?"
Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure!." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl
from my house; I'm not saying that you 'did not'
take it!. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner!.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response
email from his Momma which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her!. But
the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN
bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now!.
Love,
Momma
Lesson: Never lie to your Momma!.!.!.especially, if
she's Italian!.
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette!.
They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake ids cause they were underage!.
So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops!.
The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave!.
So they go out the back door and they see this barn!.
They go inside and the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor!.
See tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack!.
Then the police arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around!.
They go into the barn and look everywhere!.
One cop says "They might be in those potato sacks"!.
So he kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears "woof woof"!. "That's a dog" he thinks to himself!.
He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears "Meow, meow" "Well that must be a cat" he thinks!.
Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a slow voice "po!.!.!.ta!.!.!.to!.!.!.es!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake ids cause they were underage!.
So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops!.
The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave!.
So they go out the back door and they see this barn!.
They go inside and the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor!.
See tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack!.
Then the police arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around!.
They go into the barn and look everywhere!.
One cop says "They might be in those potato sacks"!.
So he kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears "woof woof"!. "That's a dog" he thinks to himself!.
He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears "Meow, meow" "Well that must be a cat" he thinks!.
Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a slow voice "po!.!.!.ta!.!.!.to!.!.!.es!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Something that made me laugh today!? My grandson letting my dog kiss him on his head!. When you ask my grandson for a kiss he will bend the top of his head down for you to kiss~lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
a girls screen name is Tell Your Boxers It's Not Polite To PointWww@Enter-QA@Com