Why did little Timmy fall off his little push bike.?!


Question: Why did little Timmy fall off his little push bike!.!?
`COS SOMEONE THREW A FRIDGE AT HIM!!

A duck walked into a chemist and asked for a packet of condoms and then the lady behind the counter said do you want it on your bill and the duck said what do you think i am a dlckhead!

A woman takes her dog to the vet!.

"What seems to be the problem!?" asks the vet!.

"Well doctor, he seems to have crossed eyes", says the woman!.

The vet picks up the dog and examines him from head to tail, with plenty of Mmms and Aaahs!.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down", he says!.

"Why, because he's got cross eyes!?" asks the shocked woman!.

"No, because he's bloody heavy" says the vet!.



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A blonde was walking past a field when she saw another blonde in the middle of the paddock rowing a boat!.

This made the blonde furios and she yelled out to thblonde that was rowing!.

"It's people like you that gives us blonde a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and hit you!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahaha
pure gold!.
for that!.!.!. im giving u a star!.


i got one!.!.
Two guys are sitting at a bar!. One starts to insult the other one!. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!' The bar goes quiet cuz everyone wants to see what the other guy will do!. The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com

I rate it a 5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i don't find the first one funny, but the rest were brilliant! loved the duck one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol

id give it 9 out of 10

have a nice dayWww@Enter-QA@Com

ROFL! I read the falling off the bike one a long time ago and I couldn't stop laughing for days!. Now I won't be able to stop laughing for days again!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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