Still yet even more funny labels (really funny)!?!


Question: Still yet even more funny labels (really funny)!!?
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake!.

Bottle of shampoo for dogs
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish!.

Curling Iron
Warning: This product can burn eyes!.

Hair Dryer
Do not use in shower!.

Hair Dryer
Do not use while sleeping!.

Hand-held Massaging Device
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious!.

Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket!.
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment!.

A toilet at a public sports facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking!.

Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover!.

Container of Underarm Deodorant!.
Caution: Do not spray in eyes!.

Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter!.
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks!.

Toner cartridge for a laser printer
Do not eat toner!.

13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use!.

Can of self-defense pepper spray!.
May irritate eyes!.

Novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth!.

A frisbee
Warning: May contain small parts!.

A toilet bowl cleaning brush!.
Do not use orally!.

A birthday card for a 1 year old!.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less!.

Heated seat cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
they r gud too!.!.!. i cant understand why other people can't see the funny side of them!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i wanna know what idiot comes up with this!?!?

he should be in a special ed class !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I know these labels sound ridiculous, but I'm sure you realize how many stupid people there are in the world!. I guarantee there are some that have tryed these thingsWww@Enter-QA@Com

wow do they really think people are that supid !? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I have more LOL

1!. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping!.
(and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!.)

2!. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!.
Details inside!.
(the shoplifter special!?)

3!. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap!."
(and that would be how!?!?!?!.!.!.!.)

4!. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost!."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion!.)

5!. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
Don 't turn upside down!."
(well!.!.!.duh, a bit late!)

6!. On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating!."
(!.!.!.and you thought!?!?!?!?!.!.!.)


7!. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body!."
(but wouldn't this save me more time!?)

8!. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication!."

9!. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness!."
(and!.!.!. I'm taking this because!?!?!?!.!.!.)

10!. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only!."
(as opposed to!.!.!. what!?)

11!. On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use!."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this!. I'm a bit curious!.)

12!. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts!."
(talk about a news flash)

13!. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts!."

14!. On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly!."
(I don't blame the company!. I blame the parents for this one!.)

15!. On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals!."
(Oh my God!.!.!.was there a lot of this happening somewhere!?)Www@Enter-QA@Com

These r kinda rediculous!. But do those ppl really think ur that stupid!.!.!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not Quite the same but I got a laugh out of it!.

A local psychic fair was cancelled, the news paper apology Started, and I quote!

" Due to unforeseen circumstances" the psychic fair is cancelled!.

At least no one wasted their money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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